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Some of you may not know this, but I REALLY REALLY ENJOY DESTINY, Bungie's successor to the Halo franchise. A lot of people really don't. That's fine. But today, August 14th, 2015, the weekend exotic vendor NPC, known among the Tower's Illest Rappers as Yung Xur, decided to bless the Destiny faithful with the Exotic Rocket Launcher, Gjallarhorn. G-Horn, or Ballerhorn, as it's sometimes referred to, is considered the most powerful weapon in the game. Today, /r/DestinyTheGame was thrown into complete chaos by the selling of this weapon, prompting me to write this song. I hope you guys love it!
lyrics
somebody tell yamcha he can suck my (Ghost: Don't do that.)
i got some wolf pack rounds for his wolf fang fist
RDTG was stable then the whole thang flipped
Now we all got GHorns and we so dang rich
RNGesus be praised if you got currency strange
with the nerf bat rolling in you can be sure it was staged
but now we breaking the game like phogoth breakin his chains
some y'all be stockin up on gallies til you run outta space
it's like the nine just harvest bodies at the twilight gap
on the map, we on track to blast a pack in the trap
RNG or conspiracy, I am now hazarding that
the nerf bat shaves damage back by fifteen percent flat
right now xur is like a cross between santa and satan
every one who got a gally drop is probably hating
but some of us been playin since launch and just patiently waiting
to see the beauty in destruction feizel crux was creating
G HORNS ON G HORNS
some guardians freaked out, some others could keep cool
some veterans remember this shit happened in week two
scraping coins together, we barely could speak to
the legends we'd become when others would seek truth
most players remember the time and place when they got it
others bought it early, oh a heavy exotic
some thought the yellow gear should be primarily slotted
but little did they know this was the weapon they wanted
my homie xur is OP because he finally delivered
i opened up the screen, saw it, my spine shivered
you'd think after so long of a wait i'd be bitter
but if tess everis was here right now, i would kiss her (mwah)
so remember this when gjallerhorn is a memory past
this too shall pass, no it ain't gonna last
enjoy it while you burn the fallen archon to ash
that august 14th was when we all got what we asked
credits
released August 14, 2015
Lyrics: MC Otto
Beat: CHill, TruMental.com
Mixing: MCO
Ghost: Peter Dinklage
Destiny, Gjallarhorn, Ghost, Peter Dinklage, XBox and Playstation are all property of there respective whoevers, I don't claim rights to anything but the lyrics.
Yamcha is a punk ass Goku wanna be, and property of Akira Toriyama.
Is this even necessary?
